Mittens is Back!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!!

It's like he never left.

Those Magic Undies cannot be beat.

Conservatives are weenies w/o principles, take 2

All it took for reluctant cons to swing to St. John McCain was for him to get sandbagged by the New York Times. JM and his Stepford wife, Cindy, made an impassioned plea for us all to ignore this story. Amazingly, though, he did not deny any specifics of the lobbying accusations.

Rush apparently jumped to Johnny Mac's defense. RedState and the other RW nutjob blogs are doing likewise. Romney's old campaign staff is apparently crying in their Maalox that the story hadn't broken in December. Someday the History Channel will run a "what if" special on just that topic. And meanwhile, Demosthenes at Shadow of the Hegemon raises an eyebrow: Huckleberry seems to be the prime recipient of any good to come of this story (scroll down to read "Yippee-Kay-Yay, GOP.") Makes you think, does it not????

All that is necessary for the conversion to be complete is for Mr. Dobson to come around. And why wouldn't he? As far as Rev. Dobson knows, Crazy Eyes John never Had Sex With That Woman.

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In commuting news this week: the drivers on I-95 have been particulary cranky, which I attribute in part to the full moon. Now that the moon is waning again, I expect some semblance of sanity to return (that is, they will only drive 75 and not 90 in the breakdown lane, and I will have to actually do something to one of them to earn getting the bird).

Conservatives are weenies without principles

Oh, they'll talk a good game. "I'm never voting for X. He's not a real conservative."

"How can I support him? He was married three times, twice to barnyard animals...my principles won't allow me to vote for him."

Here's the dirty truth. Conservatives have no principles. Lack of principle is one of the hallmarks of a true conservative. So support will coalesce eventually around John McCain, sure as stink will coalesce around an exercising ape.

Jay Severin is an excellent example. Yesterday he was all "I'm never voting for McCain. My principles won't allow me...blah, blah, blah...."

Today a caller asked him if he'd vote for McCain if Romney could be persuaded to take the Veep slot. "Well, he won't take it....but I guess if he did, I'd have to vote for him. I'm a Romney Republican..."

Yes. You're a Romney Republican - a conservative without principles.

Mittens goes out with a whimper

Romney quit today. Here's the quote from his CPAC goodbye: "If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror." And just think...we won't have Nixon to kick around anymore, either.

I hope I run into Mittens someday. I'd like to sock him right in his fat CEO millionaire's mouth.
And I'd tell him: "Listen, you big draft-dodging weenie. You've been surrendering to terror your whole life. Now for slandering honest Democrats you get to surrender to my fist."

I don't know what was more disgraceful today...listening to Mittens' drivel, or listening to Jay Severin soil himself describing the tears running down his face while he listened to this awful speech.

Romney and Severin both think he has a shot in 2012 and beyond. Here's my prediction. It aint happenin' for Romney, not now, not in 2012. Not ever.

Romney is oblivious to reality

And why shouldn't he be? He's a Mormon, for God's sake.

Any normal human being having already spent $40-50 million of their personal fortune to become President would give up after a performance like last night's.

It is crystal clear that unless Jesus himself takes his Second Coming to the Deep South in the next few weeks and personally endorses Mitt that not one evangelical voter is going to vote Romney. Every chance to vote they had last night, they voted for Gov. Huckleberry.

So run on, Mitt. Spend your limitless millions. Maybe you have secret LDS knowledge about Jesus' upcoming endorsement plans.

In the meantime those of us in the reality-based environment will enjoy watching McCain win the nomination by and by. And listen to Rush Limbaugh and Jay Severin slowly go mad.