Man Hits Mom With Polish Sausage

Well, there's a reason Fark.com has a Florida tag...but I found this at The Smoking Gun, not Fark.

The guy had an excuse...he had been drinking, according to Mom.

A 46-year-old man drunk-shopping with Mom at a Florida supermarket. What did she expect? Flowers?

btw: every time I'm in Florida I seem to run into this couple, arguing in the aisles about cigarette money.

The Florida Gambit

Sounds like a shuffleboard move, don't it?

McSame is now FOR off-shore oil drilling near Florida, when only 3 weeks ago he was "agin it." And it is more ammo in the "Let's destroy Alaska to get a few years worth of oil from ANWR" argument.

Does St. John really think we're all so stupid that we will not notice this?