After watching a replay of a portion of McCain's NH victory speech from last night just now, I can't believe he'll end up as the nominee of the Death Star party. I expect Magic Undies will eventually win, or the convention will be split so that one of our feckless Iraq generals can swoop in.
McCain was reading from prepared notes. And man, was that painful to witness. He stumbled and fumbled and bumbled through his index cards. My heart still kinda goes out to him. His book was great, he obviously had a lot of challenges in life and he persevered. But someone should stop this campaign. If not, the voters will reject him down the road, a la 2000. And no one will have to spread scurrilous rumors about his adopted kids. They'll just have to show clips from last night.
Folks used to complain about Ronnie Raygun getting old on our dime, but that decrepit monster could still read a TelePrompter and wing it without notes from time to time.
Hey, Johnny Mac, it is officially Lawrence Welk time. Cue the bubbles. And as LW used to croak: "SERUTAN...ah that's a NATURES ah spelled ah backwards..."
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