Dream job #2

Dismal rain-soaked ride in this morning. When I wasn't being tailgated by one-headlight contractor vans, I peered through the mist to get my daily bolus of gruesome signage.

Billboards for Cardi's, a local furniture store in Rhode Island, pepper I-95 around Providence. Man, am I tired of looking at the chubby mugs of the 3 owners...

A little further down the road I was stuck behind a large brown trash hauler. On the back of the truck, in large, white sans serif lettering:

AMERICAN
WASTE
617-555-5555

There’s probably a President of AMERICAN WASTE.

I would LOVE to be able to tell folks that I’m the President of AMERICAN WASTE.

Then I could say “I’m not just the President, I’m a member.”