Yo, P-Phil...
I know you are snoozin' in yer whistlepig crib, being all snuggly and warm-blooded...and within hours several strangely dressed white men will rouse you from your hibernation and rudely shove your snout into the Pennsylvania sky.
Humor the weird guys, Phil. Do it for the rest of us. Pretend not to see a shadow, even if you have to crawl into one of weird dudes black overcoats.
Do it for the rest of your mammalian friends...those of us who lack even one shiny coat of fur. Some will say this has been a mild winter. I belong to the school of thought that anything short of Honolulu's average temperature is a blast of Arctic cold severe enough to have turned Shackelton around.
So be cool, fool. I noticed you're all LC (least concern) on the endangered species list...but you aint that far from VU (vulnerable). Play it smart...go along to get along, if you catch my drift.
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