Yesterday I went down a water slide several times with my 7 year old daughter. The experience, with jet-assisted water, was like being expelled at high speed from a giant womb through a 4 foot wide birth canal. The only indication the event was ending was the sudden appearance of light at the finish. I was thankful I didn’t injure my back.
So I dreamed last night that the Clinton campaign, having won the presidency, had me spelunking underneath the White House. I was digging from one direction, Bill Clinton was digging from the other, and I guess Hillary was giving us direction from the Oval Office. I knew I’d reached Bill when the light broke through at the end. Repeating this process 3 or 4 times, Bill would emerge each time we completed a tunnel. He would then rip a wooden panel off the tunnel wall, exposing colored wires “for the CIA” he’d say to me in an aside.
I don’t know what to make of this dream. Which was more disturbing? The idea that Hillary won (I'd prefer Obama, but I could vote for Hill)? The idea of Bill tunneling beneath the White House on behalf of the CIA? That Hillary was aware and approving all of this? That I was invited to help out, me, a lowly Rhode Island Democrat with no Clinton connections whatsoever? That I had subconsciously connected a high-tech rebirth experience with political dirty works?
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My interpretation is that you and Bill are "undermining" Hillary's chances of getting in the White House.
I'd say your dream inidcates that you and Bill are trying to screw Hill's chances of getting into the White House using the CIA underground ;0)
Quit digging!
20/20 It's Time 4 Madame President
Sheila
P.S.
Are you saying that Hillary has a four foot wide birth canal? Eeeeeeew!
Get outta there!
Blonde Ambition
Hey Mick,
Yes...that is the straight up interpretation.
Sheila,
Um, no.
And no on the Hill bandwagon, and no on the 4-wide birth canal.
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